OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Transporters Broken, Cap'n Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Transporters Broken, Cap’n Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

Star Trek

(CBS via Getty Images) 10/38


First: markm – “Yes…………Mr Spock………I am aware……………who James Traficant………..was”

Second: Pinky – (muffled voice coming from the pile) “Mr. Shatner, you are the next Celebrity Apprentice.”

Third: DrDaveT – The Trouble with Tributes


steve – “I told you Jim. Cornering the market on Donald Trump hairpieces was not a logical investment.”

Liberal Capitalist – You see, in a free market system, with no regulations, supply and demand will automatically balance over time. Unless you are dealing with the real world. or Tribbles.

John BurgessSpock: “So, this is how I end up being remembered for all eternity… could be worse.”

OzarkHillbilly – We have got to do something about that cat and his hairballs.

John D’Geek – “True, Captain, they do make more sense than Congress.”

CSK – “Captain, these appear to be the alien life form Paulus Hoosonus, about which we know very little other than that it replicates rapidly and crowds out other life forms.”

Paul Hooson – Checking out the balls in the Enterprise locker room for signs of deflation before the big game…

gVOR08 – One of these is the top of Rand Paul’s head. Keep looking


Shatner: “Ok, these are deflated enough… send them over to Tom Brady

The ‘Fringe’ TV show spinoff never quite caught on… somewhat because of the name, ‘Minge.’

…but these aren’t yet warm and fuzzy enough to offset Hillary’s prickliness.

Sorry Captain…. Star Fleet has granted them all amnesty.

Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Pinky says:

    Credit to steve – I hadn’t noticed that he’d already made a Donald Trump joke before mine. (And you know, that one just below Kirk’s left hand looks just like Trump.)

  2. markm says:

    Hot damn. Thanks RD.

  3. Paul Hooson says:

    Patty Duke’s TV dad would be so proud of this last week’s entries….Thank you as well. Rodney my friend…