OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Heir Transparent Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Heir Transparent Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

Former U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton speaks during a news conference at the United Nations in New York


(REUTERS/Lucas Jackson)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Paul Hooson – Not the same Clinton…Close but no cigar…

Second: markm – Hillz: “Pure convenience. What difference does it make because shut up”

Third: Pinky – She’s been careful about her neckline ever since that parade.

HONORABLE MENTION

RockThisTown – “Look, I don’t know anything about e-mails, servers or computer chips, but I’m happy to share my recipe for chocolate chip cookies.”

David in KC – One the one hand I might not run for President, on the other hand, I might, but yeah, I’m running for President… Or maybe not.

John425 – Hillary: “I’m available. Why do you need an election?”

Moosebreath – So what really happened in Benghazi? I have no idea.

jd – It’s time we elected a president with a set of these.

Franklin – “All right, I’m already accepting candidates for my own ‘White House intern.’ He will need to fit my exacting specifications, like this.”

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Kim Jong-Un fashions

The Error Apparent

“So you wish to see my emails… Well you can wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which on fills up faster.”

“You fucked up… you trusted me.”

“How would I push Chris Christie out of the race? One butt cheek at a time, like this.”

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Paul Hooson says:

    Thank you…This one has been a reliable old Hillary joke I wrote some years ago, but it still gets laughs today thanks to her likely run for president again. New life in old jokes…What, can I say?…Thank you Hillary for making this old joke of mine funny again…

  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    I had nothing this time. Glad that others did.

  3. markm says:

    Dang….no sprinkles for me this week.

  4. Rodney Dill says:

    @markm: sprinkles are for winners.