OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Nun Of The Above Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Nun Of The Above Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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AP Photo/Andrew Medichini

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Tillman – Ooh, Sister Theodosia is applying her signature Annunciation lock! No pontiff has escaped from that since John XXIII at Bergamo in 1961!

Second: Franklin – In a clever non-denial, the pope states that he shall continue to uphold his oath of celibacy, bar nun!

Third: Moosebreath – Sister, that is not what I meant when I asked you to “lay hands on me”.

HONORABLE MENTION

JWH – “It’s still not too late for you to go to dental school and marry a nice girl from Long Island.”

OzarkHillbilly – Oooooohhhhh…. Is that a Rolex?

Sean Paul Kelley“Whoa there sister I said join me in the procession, not your life’s confession.”

Paul Hooson – “No, I’m not having a bite from your apple!”

al-Ameda – “Damned groupies!”

HiPlanesDrifter – Three nuns roll the Pope into a bar . . . .

Pinky – Pope-tipping?

J-Dub – left-cheek sneak!

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“Palomino! PALOMINO!”

“Yessss my Presssciousssss”

What kind of meat does a Priest get on Friday?
Nun.

“Toga toga toga”

“Our Blessed Lady of Acceleration, don’t fail me now.”

“Bless me with water your Holiness.”
“Sorry Sister Mary Heifer, sprinkles are for winners.”

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Tillman says:

    In retrospect, glad I cut the part about her suplexing him into the baptismal font.

  2. Paul Hooson says:

    Tilman’s entry was indeed masterful…Well done!