OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Heifer the Hills Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Heifer the Hills Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

A man falls from ox cart as he competes during ox cart competition near U Bein bridge, in Mandalay

(REUTERS/Soe Zeya Tun) 3/29


First: RockThisTown – Hindu Prius

Second: al-Ameda – Uber comes to Mandalay

Third: DavidinKC – Damn Mondays.


Paul Hooson – In this country a cart with two oxen is considered to be supercharged…

OzarkHillbilly – Ted Cruz’s presidential campaign takes off to a thunderous start.

Jeremy – Anakin Skywalker’s first attempt at podracing did not go so well.

Keith P – Whoa! This RFRA thing has a life all its own!

Pinky – Looks like another GM recall is on the way!

Franklin – These newfangled driverless carts aren’t exactly what Elon Musk promised.

John425 – Proof that Harry Reid DID NOT injure himself while exercising on a treadmill.

Tillman – Diarrhea is like a storm raging inside you.


After retiring from NASCAR, Jeff Gordon turned to darker, more sordid sports activities.

Hello OxStar?

While Iran developed an atom bomb, their delivery mechanism left a little to be desired.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. OzarkHillbilly says:

    The winners were all well deserved, Tho I think I would have given first to “Uber comes to Mandalay” as I feel like it may well capture the Uber experience here.

    Also, glad to have you back Rodney. Kind of worried after last weekend’s disappearance, but I saw you post a comment the other day so I figured life just got in the way. Hopefully I am correct.

  2. rodney dill says:

    @OzarkHillbilly: A trip to Houston over Easter

  3. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hindu Prius” and other car jokes really appealed to me here. – Rodney and me and a few other guys are car guys. Just open up a hood and we all stand around….

  4. Tillman says:

    Glad to have made the cut with an old MST3k standby.

  5. Franklin says:

    I kind of skipped over Rodney’s OxStar caption the first time through, but that was good!