OTB Caption Contest Winners

The I Can't GITMO Satisfaction Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The I Can’t GITMO Satisfaction Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

Barack Obama, Raul Castro

(AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais) 12/16


First: OzarkHillbilly – Where is President Rubio?

Second: Paul Hooson – Not the same Castro….Close, but no cigar…

Third: RockThisTown – “You can put lipstick on a Bay of Pigs, but . . . hey, who messed with my teleprompter?”


DrDaveT – Leaning forward, literally and figuratively.

Franklin – “Havana good day?”

Hal_10000Here, just shake hands with me real quick. Then let’s watch the blogs explode!

kevinYou want GITMO back? Ok, how about two packs of Marlboro’s and a Red Bull?.

Mu – “You think you can find me a 1958 Plymouth Fury, I heard you got a lot of classic cars still running in Cuba”

Tillman – Somewhere in Chelyabinsk, Putin instinctively snarls at the television, eager to beat either one of them up and take their lunch money.


“How would you like another refreshing Jong Un-Cola?”

“I’m a little despot, short and stout…”

Raul: “Sith Fidel is ready to see you now.”

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Paul Hooson says:

    Wow! Thank you. I was’t sure I was all that inspired at first, but my jokes gradually improved a couple days into this and got better. Thank you everyone!

  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Woooo Hoooo! First place! I actually thought “Meet the new Castro, same as the old Castro.” was marginally better, which seeing as it was inspired by Paul’s “Not the same Castro….Close, but no cigar… “, mine should have come in 2nd to his which I thought would have mad for a nice One-two punch. (actually thought his was funnier for other reasons as well)

    Anyway, congrats to all, it was definitely a good OTB CC.