OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Mellow Yellow Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Mellow Yellow Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
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Universal/Courtesy Everett Collection

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First:Pinky – Moments later, they were hit by a car, and the street ran white with creamy filling.

Second:Moosebreath – We need only 7 more to have a Minion minyan.

Third:DrDaveT – Why did the minion cross the road? To get to the punch line.

HONORABLE MENTION

OzarkHillbilly – The KKK’s new garb just doesn’t have the same effect as the old robes and hoods.

CSK – As Donald Trump will be glad to tell you, even his suppositories are the biggest and the best.

Tony W – Rush Limbaugh, having several years ago overcome the prescription drug problem that haunted him for many years, had the weirdest dream where the pills actually came to life. They seemed to be as confused as he was.

Tillman – “Over there! A man whose head is being devoured by a ferret!” “That’s Trump, Fred.

EddieInCA – All the people at a Trump rally, about five weeks from now.

Paul Hooson – Some people are just plain hard for the police to racially profile…

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Hey! We’re not a paramecium, there’s three of us.

“Hey. You’re getting taller.” “I took a Viagra.”

“First I tells The Donald that all Mexican illegals are rapists, then I tells him that McCain wasn’t a war hero. It’s like I think it here and it comes out there.”
“BOO YA”
“OOO OOO, I got one…”

Hillary’s Campaign Staph

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Paul Hooson says:

    Probably some of my worst jokes ever this week, so I got what I deserved at last place. But, my jokes were more edgy than usual, despite my tasteless attempts to hijack a few jokes to that Louisiana tragedy for shock humor value. At least Jared Fogle and Bill Cosby can breathe a little easier and point to that Louisiana guy, and say to everyone, “See, we are aren’t so bad after all”, as if this is any vindication….

  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @Paul Hooson: That’s alright Paul, at least you had something. I was as flat as a roadkill squirrel.

  3. Pinky says:

    Yeah, this was a tough picture to do anything with. But I bow to no man in my ability to spot snack cakes.