OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Prepare To Be Boarded Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Prepare To Be Boarded Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.



First: James Pearce – Once again, we send off my war-rig to bring back greatness from Americatown and head coverings from the Hair Farm. Once again, I salute my imperator, Furious Masses, and I salute my half-life white people who will ride with me eternal on the highways of Manhattan. – Immortan Trump

Second: David in KC – They loaded up the cart and moved to Beverly, hills that is, swimming pools, movie stars.

Third: Mu – “Waterworld: Conquer the desert” was a bigger flop than it’s prequel


OzarkHillbilly – “Here’s what we do: We build a giant chicken, then push it up to the Incirlic Air Base gates, then Ahmed, Muhammad, Sinjar, and Tanju will jump out….”

Jeron – Mars colony preppers. Come join us!

michael reynolds – Hoist the mainsail, we sail for Barstow and glory!

Moosebreath – Think the Trojans will let us in?

Tillman – Golfing on shrooms.

mannning – Rollout of the Liberal war machine…


Once the Vikings found out lutefisk was not on the menu, all hell broke loose.

A Three Hour Tour….

Hillary’s up-armored Scooby Van was the last chance for her campaign.


Next, Let’s build a giant wooden badger.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. OzarkHillbilly says:

    I really feel like mining Monty Python movies and skits for lines is cheating, but sometimes I just can’t help myself.

  2. David in KC says:

    I’ve been drawing blanks on these of late, nice to get second place after a long dry spell.