OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Just A Minaret Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Just A Minaret Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.


First: John Burgess“There’s something not quite right about that minaret. Give me a minute and I’ll figure it out…”

Second: Maggie Mama – Yup, I’m positive that’s Anthony Weiner; I’ve seen all the pix of him on-line.

Third: Robert W. Armijo“Okay, Omar. You drew the short stick. Now go light the fuse.”


Jay Tea“It might seem like a blessing from Allah, Abdul, but it’s been four hours. You really ought to see a doctor. And make sure it’s one of those kaffir doctors — a Jewish one, if you can.”

Herb – Now what?

John425 – One Mullah to Another: ” See, I told you so…that Ahmadinejad is a big prick.”

Michael Hamm – How do I strap this thing on? (No sheep will be save tonight – rodney)

charles austinLet’s face it, penis envy can explain an awful lot.

physics geek“Oh Achmed, I’ll make you bark like a dog.”


Now all we need is the illudium pu-38 explosive space modulator.

“So what do you want to do tonight, Mahmoud.”
“Same thing we do everynight, Pinky. Try and take over the world.”

“Say, isn’t that Slim Pickens over there?”

“How ’bout a game of ‘Musical Spikes,’ Muhammad?”

The Thursday Contest already has a foursome for the next golf outing.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. John Burgess says:


  2. rodney dill says:

    @John Burgess:
    Oops, Sorry I didn’t finish my cut and paste very well. Guess I’m out of practice.

  3. John Burgess says:

    That’s okay! I’m down with double portions of recognition at times…

  4. Maggie Mama says: