OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Hassan Chop Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Hassan Chop Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
Sadhus or Hindu holy men hold swords as they run towards the banks of Godavari river to take a dip during the Kumbh Mela in Nashik


(REUTERS/Adnan Abidi)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Mu – After 2014, Walmart never again offered Black Friday specials in India.

Second: Franklin – We are sick of your support calls at two in the morning!

Third: Pinky – Sometimes it’s like the TSA isn’t even trying.

HONORABLE MENTION

RockThisTown – “Pool closes at 10? Ha! I don’t think so!”

Paul HoosonA New York City cabdriver strike?

DrDaveT – “UPI is reporting that “Talk like a pirate day” got a bit out of hand in Rawalpindi this morning, as…” (Arrrrrrr – rodney)

al-Ameda – “Swords don’t kill people, people kill people …”

John430 – Hillary supporters march on Congress.

Robert W. Armijo“Last one in the Godavari is an untouchable!”

Tillman – India, moments after the first screening of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.”

OldSouthWhy soccer referees are quickly escorted away after the match.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“Bring back my eggs!”

“Ha…. In America you’d get to do that with guns.”

Usain’s cousin, Insane Bolt wins the 100 Meter Slash

“Hmmmm… Dis ain’t Pismo Beach.”

“Quick…. We must stop that weasel from eating Trump’s head.”

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Paul Hooson says:

    Strangely, my entry here was also inspired bu comedy in the style of David Letterman. Thank you Rodney and everyone here…

  2. Paul Hooson says:

    Strangely, my entry here was also inspired by comedy in the style of David Letterman. Thank you Rodney and everyone here…

  3. Franklin says:

    Lots of good ones. Thanks for the silver medal!