OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Ebony and Ivory Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Ebony and Ivory Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.



First: john430 – Woman: “You that Carlos Danger guy I been readin’ about?”

Second: Moosebreath – Is this the Schwartz Bar Mitzvah?

Third: Paul Hooson – “Do I ever have a chocolate pie for you!”.


Aelio – Ryan Gosling is a big fan of Leslie Jones.

Franklin – Y’all act like you’ve never seen a white person before.

Doug Mataconis – I don’t care who you are, you’re in the way of me taking a selfie.


Black woman: “Oh, My mistake, you’re right, there ain’t no fuckin’ white privilege”

“I got the selfie stick… but you’re still gonna have to live with your selfie dick.”

Ryan: “Look Out! She’s gotta gun!”

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Moosebreath says:

    Thanks, Rodney.

  2. john430 says:

    Say Hey. Thanks Rodney.

  3. Paul Hooson says:

    Wow! A third place win despite my silly and offensive stereotype humor joke entries this week. But, my homage to THE HELP propelled me to a win here. I’m not really sure why THE HELP felt an obligation to bring scat prime time, but the film’s dirty trick did inspire my joke here, and a third place win is none too crappy. Thank you Rodney and everyone. God bless.