OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Bull Pulpit Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Bull Pulpit Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

(Photo: L’Osservatore Romano/AP)


First: Franklin – Welcome to the Holy C Block!

Second: al-Alameda – “So I said to Donald, ‘eff the meatloaf, I’ll have the Risotto alla Milanese.”

Third: Paul Hooson – “Well, the first Easter was pretty amazing when the stone rolled away. But, the second one when only the Easter Bunny showed up with those “Peeps” and chocolate eggs, not so much…”.


RockThisTown – Lighten up, Francis.

Tyrell – “And that’s how we turn water into wine. Any more questions ?”

Hal_10000 – “You get forgiven! You get forgiven! You get forgiven! EVERYBODY GETS FORGIVEN!”

Gobsmacked – Wingardium leviosa!

DrDaveT – “Let’s see… and then you put your left hand in and you shake it all about? Do I have this right?”

iSeeDumpPeople – “All are welcome here. All. Except you. You’re fundamentally disordered.”

Franklin – So nice to see all you former priests again! (“Any of you seen my Altar Boy… about this tall…” — rodney)


“Pull my finger.”

“I didn’t get a Harumph from that guy.”

“Stay for our Heavenly Buffet…featuring Leg-O-Lamb of God, Holy Shittake Mushrooms, God Yammit – Yams, and Jebus Rice (supercarb).”

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Franklin says:

    Wow, thank you, I believe it’s a rare feat to both win and get an honorable mention in the same week! (Perhaps that was an oversight, but I’m ecstatic!)

  2. Paul Hooson says:

    Ah, thank you Rodney and everyone. My lifelong interest in religion has apparently given me a few insights into some religious humor, with several upvotes this week, but I deeply appreciate any of my entries that made top spot for me. Thank you and God bless bless!

  3. Rodney Dill says:

    @Franklin: They were both pretty good. It helped that I chose to add my altar boy comment to yours rather than make it a standalone comment.