OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Pat Tina Sings The Blues Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: RockThisTown – Hmmm . . . glaringly missing from the ‘Refugees Welcome’ signs is “In My Backyard”.
Second: Franklin – Cyan is the new orange.
Third: Janis Gore – Auditions for Blue Man Group politicized this year.
Tony W – With tax season behind them, the Liberty Tax sidewalk crew takes to the streets.
Hal_10000 – The sequel to Ghosbusters look terrible.
CSK – “Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled asses…”
Guarneri – Give me your tired, your poor, your housewives with too much time on their hands……
john430 – Ladies: you must know by now that you cannot mix certain fabric colors in the washing machine.
Paul Hooson – “Am I blue?”.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“We need illegal immigrants… so we don’t have to do this freakin’ job anymore.”
Singin’ the blues…
This explains Trump’s strange patina on his hands. He’s been taking liberties with Lady Liberty.
Copper? I don’t even know her.
Their color is not good. They’re feeling just Eiffel.
Cue Van Morrison’s ‘Blue Money.’
Give me your tired, you poor, your huddled masses,
Yearning to impose Sharia Law,
Their wretched Imam’s demanding infidel beheading
Send these, to rape and mutilate women, to me.
I lift my lamp of dhimmi subjugation beside the golden door.