OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Three Hour Tour Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Three Hour Tour Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.



First: Tony W – The U.S. Navy’s secret trojan horse project – codename “covfefe” was accidentally revealed by Mr. Trump this week.

Second: Doug Mataconis – This weekend, the United States Navy unveiled its newest warship, the U.S.S. Donald J. Trump. (Shouldn’t that be USS Donald “Duck” Trump? – rodney)

Third: David in KC – Rubber Ducky, you’re the one. You make wartime lots of fun…


CSK – The Peeps Candy Co. was pleased to provide the new mascot for the Canadian navy.

Aelio – Still wary of the Trojan Bush, America took a chance on the Trojan Quack.

Moosebreath – No, I said Trump thinks he has the biggest d!ck, not the biggest duck.

DrDaveT – If Trump had chosen the form of The Destructor, it would not have been Mr. Sta-Puft.

Flat Earth Luddite – The vikings’ stealth ship allowed them to sneak back into the OTB caption contest and cruise to an easy victory (Uffda – rodney)

fustian – It’s a Trojan Duck sent by the Russians.


Janis Gore – Donald dreamed of naval domination as a child.(I always thought a Naval Destroyer was a hoola-hoop with a nail in it. – rodney)

I think we’re gonna need a bigger duck.

Unfortunately the Duck operators had hired an unemployed blimp pilot from Wisconsin as Captain.

All hell broke loose when the periscope came up the duck’s quack.

Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Tony W says:

    Woo Hoo, thanks Rodney! BTW: That duck is in Tacoma this weekend for the Tall Ships festival, it’s pretty impressive.

  2. Just 'nutha ig'nint cracker says:

    Yo zeeb, honorable mention! Wa-hoo!

  3. Janis Gore says:

    Bottom of the barrel? I’m crushed.

  4. Tony W says:
  5. Tony W says:

    @Janis Gore: Yeah, but Rodney’s joke was pretty good