OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Emergency Blow Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

Rodney Dill · Saturday, August 13, 2011 · 1 comment

The Emergency Blow Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: R. E. Davidson – Giant woman seeking a big buoy. Must like watersports.

Second: Peterh – Tranquility prevailed throughout prior to the first passing of gas…

Third: Robert W. Armijo – “Hey, you in the boat…Yeah, you. You want a magic sword?”

HONORABLE MENTION

charles austin – We’re going to need a bigger boat.

Drew – Ten years later, some of the nuclear disaster clean-up workers from Japan had a need for larger venues to bathe.

physics geek – Wait, what? When did I fall into a Jonathan Swift novel?

Matt – Lady Gaga’s latest stunt makes a big splash.

Moosebreath – Can’t a lady get some privacy when she’s taking a bath?

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Just another tampon commercial

She felt violated after being trireme’d a few times.

“RAMMING SPEED”

Nemo never was found

We don’t need Two Men and a Truck, we need Two Argonauts and a Boat.

The Thursday Contest thinks a motion to adjourn is always in order.