OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Emergency Blow Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Emergency Blow Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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First: R. E. Davidson – Giant woman seeking a big buoy. Must like watersports.

Second: Peterh – Tranquility prevailed throughout prior to the first passing of gas…

Third: Robert W. Armijo“Hey, you in the boat…Yeah, you. You want a magic sword?”


charles austinWe’re going to need a bigger boat.

Drew – Ten years later, some of the nuclear disaster clean-up workers from Japan had a need for larger venues to bathe.

physics geekWait, what? When did I fall into a Jonathan Swift novel?

Matt – Lady Gaga’s latest stunt makes a big splash.

Moosebreath – Can’t a lady get some privacy when she’s taking a bath?


Just another tampon commercial

She felt violated after being trireme’d a few times.


Nemo never was found

We don’t need Two Men and a Truck, we need Two Argonauts and a Boat.

The Thursday Contest thinks a motion to adjourn is always in order.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Eric Florack says:

    You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell! …