OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Lawn Ornament Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Lawn Ornament Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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First: John BurgessNew, low-tech seismographs are being installed on Virginia Beach.

Second: Kevin WhalenGlobal warming “science” hits a new low

Third: Jay Tea“Idiots! I said the anti-Obama rally needed ‘flaming O’s,’ not flamingos!”


charles austinFour million flamingos created or saved…

R. E. Davidson – Hey Michelle, is it your birthday?

Stormy DragonPreparations for the end of DADT continue feverishly to meet the Sep 20 deadline.

John425 – Secret Service creates a Maginot Line at Martha’s Vineyard just prior to the President’s arrival.

Maggie Mama – After ordering a Pink Flamingo, Jennie realized she was really in the sticks when they brought her plastic instead of a cocktail.

Robert W. ArmijoMitt Romney executes his sinister plan to win the 2012 presidential election by luring millions of senior citizens from Miami Beach, Florida to the Bonneville Salt Flats, Utah.



The Republican field all starts to look the same after a while.

Straightening up all this damage the earthquake caused will take forever.

It has been determined that more NEA funding is required to stimulate the economy.

Obama has no ‘egrets over his current economic policy.

The Monday Contest is already a double dip.

Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Jay Tea says:

    Woo hoo! I’m number 3! I’m number 3! I have the top ranking that is not a euphemism for bodily functions! Yay, me!


  2. rodney dill says:

    Lower than a base bodily function? Yea, I could see that. 😉

  3. Perhaps better than a dishonorable mention…

  4. Jay Tea says:

    @rodney dill: Hey, I gotta take my pride where I can…