OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Three Hour Tour Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Three Hour Tour Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.



First: charles austinThe Hunt for Lead October

Second: Cowboy BlobMaking of the low-budget Bond film “Octopussy II” was slowed when villainess Margaret Cho had trouble squeezing into the entry hatch of her submarine.

Third: R.E. Davidson – We know it isn’t a government funded project because it looks like it might actually work.


Robert W. ArmijoA dedicated father builds his own miniature submarine to continue the search for his son, who he threw overboard a harbor tour boat the week before.

OzarkHillbilly – Hugo Chavez’s latest upgrade to the Venezualan Navy. “If the US tries to invade us, we will have the means to stop them.” the fearless leader said.

AdamPassenger invents alternative mode of travel to avoid TSA harassment. “Totally worth the discomfort and 3 mile-an-hour speed,” he boasts.

John425 – Obama aquanauts ready to plumb the depths of fiscal mess.

Maggie Mama – Oh, no, looks like she’s done it again. Secretary of Labor Hilda Solis ordered a personal-use submarine which clearly is not being built in the USA.

JKB – Disney is concerned over the growing Chinese submarine threat. The US Navy, not so much.


Tinfoil hats ain’t got nuthin’ on tinfoil enclosures.

Just one phrase – “EMERGENCY BLOW” – and Bill Clinton ordered one.

“No I said I wanted to order underwater MINES, not underwater MIMES.”

Edgar got off easy after he showed his date’s father that there really were submarine races down by the lake.

The Thursday Contest has already resorted to asking for directions…

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Woo hoo! Thanks for first Rodney!