OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Sucker Punch Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Sucker Punch Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

Reuters/MARIO ANZUONI Wed, Sep 7, 2011


First: Doug MataconisPerry: “So then, you take the needle filled with Gardisil and…………”

Second: MstrB – No, you put the lime IN the coconut.

Third: jd – We’re gonna need a bigger shovel.


charles austinI’ve got a penny in one of my hands, whichever one of you picks it can be my vice president.

Neil Hudelson – “Oh God D*mn, how am I losing to these guys?”

NickNot – OMG, I think he seriously believes what he is saying…

OzarkHillbilly – John Huntsman, a man in the shadow of greatness.

John425 – Huntsman thought bubble: “They never told me I’d have to campaign against real men!”

Maggie Mama – After each answer I give, I knuckle tap myself to keep my confidence high.


Along with Michelle Bachman — Almond Joy, Baby Ruth, and Snickers were invited to attend.

The candidates play a game of Crock, Paper, Scissors

“Now I’d like to show you something I call me ‘Ole Bamboo”

Try as they might, they just couldn’t sing the right lyrics to Louie, Louie.

We’re gonna need a bigger vote.

“Niagara Falls? Slowly I turned….”

The Monday Contest is already arguing with the teleprompter.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Neil Hudelson says:

    I actually laughed out loud when I read Doug’s.

  2. Woo hoo! Thanks for the HM, RD.