OTB Caption Contest Winners

The This Time I Mean It Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The This Time I Mean It Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.



Photo By AP/Kevin Lamarque

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Jay Tea“…and when I snap my fingers, you will awaken feeling refreshed and with an overwhelming urge to pass this bill!” Sadly for Obama, the only person it worked on was Biden.

Second: KRM – But this microphone goes to eleven.

Third: Maggie Mama – And as Nancy Pelosi so aptly put it, we have to pass the bill so you can find out what’s in it.

HONORABLE MENTION

charles austinAnd in conclusion, I killed Bin Laden.

Mr. Prosser – “And I’m saying right now, the country will recover when we all quit wearing these wussy, polka-dot, pastel ties.”

JKB – “There is something wrong in this country. I just can’t put my finger on it.”

John Burgess“Look on either side of you. Next year, one, maybe two of you three are going to lose his job.”

mannning – I won!

Doug MataconisBoehner Thought Bubble: “These speeches would be a lot more fun if I could play a drinking game while I’m sitting here.

Moderate Mom – Make no mistake, this isn’t political grandstanding. It’s class warfare, and I’ve been told it polls well.

michael hamm – Repeat after me – it’s all Bush’s fault.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“I’m practicing playing the world’s tiniest fiddle…er violin.”

…and the buck stops right here, just to my right.

Joe’s the one that farted.

Ladies and Gentlemen take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

If you don’t sign this bill, I will make Boehner cry.

The Thursday Contest has already gone ape.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Jay Tea says:

    Woo Hoo! Thanks, Rodney!

    J.

  2. Maggie Mama says:

    Thanks, Dill.

    BTW I loved JT’s — that was really number one!

  3. Thanks for the HM, RD.