OTB Caption Contest Winners

The I WON Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The I WON Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.


First: physics geek“I like me here and there. I like me most anywhere.”

Second: charles austinPage 3-4: a pony!!! Page 5-6:a unicorn!!! Page 7-8: a job!!! Page 9-10: … I killed bin Laden!!!

Third(tie): Moderate Mom – Pass my Jobs Bill and you get……a puppy! But not a job.

Third(tie): NickNot – So, in conclusion, you each owe about $136,000 for your new puppy.


Robert W. Armijo“Of course, I owe half of my success to Mr. Teleprompter.”

Neil Hudelson – You see this? You see this? I’m in a book, asshole. Oh, you got a gold star on your spelling exam? I’m. In. A. Book.

John Burgess“What goat? I don’t see any goat!”

JKB – “Dreams of My Presidency” – the Decider episode

steve – “And this kids, was the high point of my time in office.”

Maggie Mama – At first Obama was very excited about Bo but then he found out you could not walk dogs on putting greens.


President reads “My Pet Gloat” to members of Congress

While Tens of thousands um… thousands er… hundreds uh… dozens march on Wall Street, President Obama reads to grade schoolers

“Cheney wrote his book, and I wrote mine.”

Dreams of my Fatwa

“I’ll tax you my sweetie, and your little doggie too.”

The Monday Contest is already taking Government Motors for a spin.

Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Woo hoo! Thanks for second, Rodney.

  2. NickNot says:

    Thanks Rodney!

    P.S. Think you may have my address wrong. Checks don’t seem to be making it.

    Oh… wait….

  3. physics geek says:

    Another 1st is nice, but I’m just glad that Rodney is running the thing and not playing anymore. It was tough looking up at him every single week. He was deserving, mind, but I like having an actual opportunity to win.

  4. rodney dill says:

    @physics geek: You were here back then? I’ve been running it and not playing here since 11/04. I certainly didn’t win all the time, but I had my share of successes.

  5. physics geek says:

    I’ve been hanging around here for a long time. And over at Wizbang where you also manage to caption your way to the top a lot. I believe one of my favorites was the guy wearing a mortarboard, where the winning caption was “iRule”.

  6. rodney dill says:

    Thanks iRule was a good one. I scanned back over the names in November 2004 and found yours there. Not that I doubted you, there have just been a lot of names that have come and gone, and I sure can’t remember any particular time when people started or stopped.