OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

(AFP Photo/Jewel Samad)


First: Doug MataconisI can hear November 2012 from my house.

Second: charles austinI could hear you better if you were standing on a bundled stack of campaign contributions.

Third: anjin-san – “All these Republican dweebs don’t realize that I can’t hear them because the ACORN chip in my head is giving me instructions…”


John425 – “Wait a minute, my teleprompter is trying to tell me something.”

Eric – “What’s that you say about 9.99 pizza, Cain? Is that deal still going on?”

Maggie Mama – You may think I’m listening to you but I’m just checking the wind velocity before my next golf shot.

Mr. Prosser – Republican leaders and candidates are trying to say something rational. Hear anything? I don’t either.

Matt Young – They used to be this big until I had surgery.

Robert W. ArmijoObama listens for the return of his supporters from the 2008 election campaign: “Wait for it…Wait for it…”


“I’ll listen to you when goats roost in trees… wazzat?”

Hear no Evil, (or Here know evil)

The Schlock heard ’round the world.

The Monday Contest has already played its biggest trick.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Woo hoo! Thanks for second Rodney.