OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Clintonesque Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Clintonesque Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.


First: charles austinCain ogles the Fox. (I noticed this just as I was posting it on the 3rd, but not when I picked the photo. – rodney)

Second: MstrB- No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.

Third(tie): Jim Recznik – I don’t know what you are thinking….I’m talking about a fish!

Third(tie): Doug MataconisMichele, I’ve been a fan of yours ever since I saw that picture of you with the corn dog. I think it was this long, right?


OzarkHillbilly – “I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”

Maggie Mama – It’s about this long so I don’t have to go chasin’ women; they come chasin’ me!

ponce – All I said to her was “Five Dollar Foot Long.”

David – I’m going to be a contender for this long.

NickNot – Fix the economy, hell, I sold pizzas this big for 9.99!

Robert W. ArmijoMichele Tweets: “Ouch! For some unknown reason, my ass is sorer than usual this campaign season.”


Hey it’s the cameramans fault that I’m gonna OGLE that FOX

All I said was, Hey would someone get that women a corndog, she looked hungry, what’s wrong with that?

Michelle: SEXIST!
Herman: RACIST!

This long baby.

Well, I’ll show ya what one of the 9’s stands for.

Excuse me while I whip this out.

The Tuesday Contest was hoping for a harp in heaven.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Woo hoo! Thanks for first Rodney. It pays to be observant!

  2. Eric says:

    The Bottom of the Barrel was just stupidly funny.

  3. rodney dill says:

    @Eric: Mission Accomplished. 😉

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Damn! Missed the Bottom of the Barrel again!

  5. If I had it all to do over again I would have had the caption read, “Truth in advertising.”

  6. Sorry, meant to write, “Truth in advertising?”.