OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Laws Against Stalking Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Laws Against Stalking Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.



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✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Herb – Pete Zah is a vegetable.

Second: OzarkHillbilly – ♬ “When I find myself in times of trouble, mother Mary comes to me, speaking words of produce, lettuce be.” ♬

Third: KRM – Unfortunately, the Fruit of the Loom graduate internship was not all that Russell had hoped.

HONORABLE MENTION

Doug MataconisSteve discovered that his latest updates to the Cloaking Device had not eliminated all of the flaws.

John Burgess“I’m Mister Cellophane!”

Michael Hamm – Want to see my banana?

John425 – His girlfriend is over in the Fresh Fruit section and boy, does she have great melons!

JKB – Hey, the recipe said “blend well”, so I did.

physics geekOrange you glad to be here? Lettuce say I yam.

Donald SensingFinally, President Obama’s pledge of transparency bears fruit.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Superhero Veggieman’s one weakness was undocumented migrant workers.

While Vogon Poetry would kill you outright, Vegan Poetry had other dire consequences.

Earl was later arrested for stalking, but really didn’t carrot all.

Come see our line of Holystic Produce including: Jebus Rice Supercarb, Holy Shittake Mushrooms, and Got Yam Yet.

The Thursday Contest is thankful its time for dessert.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. G.A.Phillips says:

    Speaking of mind tricks Rodney, have you seen this…..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0C9ZO1mt-dE&feature=share

    lolzzz…

  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    2nd place…. I gotta long way to go the “Bottom of the Barrel”

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    First: Herb – Pete Zah is a vegetable.

    I totally agree.

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    And by the way, I went to the funeral of a father of a buddy of mine today. Tip a toast to Henry St. Clair Wurthmann Jr. today. Joined the USAAF when he was 18 (1943) was shot down over Yugoslavia and was MIA for 6 weeks until Tito’s partisans got him to the coast, than made his way back to Italy and proceeded to fly more missions. After the war, he rejoined and proceeded to be heroic on several more occasions (guided his refueling tanker back to base w/o instruments)(stopped a nuclear missile from blowing up in it’s silo)

    Henry St. Clair Wurthmann was a part of the Rip-cord club, (he and one other guy had to shove another crew member out of their plane)

    A toast…. to Henry St.Clair Wurthmann Jr.

    He was a dude.

    We should be half as much.

  5. G.A.Phillips says:

    We should be half as much.

    Yup!
    R.I.P. Hero…