OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Turkey Roast Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Turkey Roast Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

(AP Photo/Charlie Neibergall)


First: jd – OK, this how it works. We get up, the music starts and they take away a chair…

Second: Robert W. Armijo Finally, Franklin is seated on the same side of Charlie Brown’s Thanksgiving Day table as everybody else.

Third: John BurgessIsn’t seven turkeys overdoing Thanksgiving? Just a bit?


Doug MataconisGuess who’s coming to dinner.

Gollum – Bachman: ” . . . and thank God they’re not serving corndogs. Amen.”

signalwaiver – Perry: “The three things I would eliminate from the Thanksgiving table are green bean casserole, canned cranberry sauce, and…and…and…the EPA.”

ozarkHillbilly – Somebody give me a fork, I want to see which of these turkey’s is most done.

JKB – Hey, Newt, say something crazy so we can go after you.

Stormy DragonEven though it aired only once, the Not-Romney Holiday Special was such a notorious disaster that it developed a cult following and was passed around on bootleg tapes for years. (Nearly as big a following as Baracky Horror Picture Show – Rodney)


I like the remake of Emmet Otter’s Jug Band Christmas.

The Political Dead Pool.

Cain (thinking): “Oh, please let Bachmann have a drumstick… please… please… please…”

The Monday Contest is still dis putin the truth.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.