OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Santa's Christmas Slay Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Santa’s Christmas Slay Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

Photo By The Arizona Republic, Nick Oza Sat, Dec 10, 2011


First: MstrB – Wow, Ted Nugent has really toned down his Christmas Party

Second: Hey Norm – Bill O’Reilly wants a War on Christmas… we’ll give him War on Christmas.

Third: Robert W. ArmijoThe Palin Family poses for their annual Christmas Card.


JKB – NO, Grandma, the reindeer didn’t mean to run you over.

Maggie Mama – Santa knows if mama ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy.

John BurgessTSA finally got around to checking out Santa’s sleigh…

Michael Hamm – Since Al Queda doesn’t believe in Christmas, they will get coal instead.

KRM – “… and so, children, this year Mrs. Claus and I have decided it’s time to trim the “naughty list.”

John425 – Santa prepares to go into Mexican cartel border towns.


Santa comes once a year, Mrs. Claus even less… Boy is she pissed.

Put the X back in Christmas.

“I can see both Alaska and Russia from my Living room.”

“Wait until she gets a load of my HO HO Howitzer.”

Holder’s new plan.

The Thursday Contest can’t even win 2 out of 3 (GOP Debates)

Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Eric Florack says:

    To say that grandma was a little pissed about being run over by a reindeer was something of an understatement