OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Best Two Out Of Three Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Best Two Out Of Three Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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First: Maggie Mama – Romney: “I’ll bet you $10,000. I can take you!”

Second: John425 – Secret Mormon handshake exposed.

Third: Wyatt Earp“Wonder Mit powers . . . activate! Form of a boring candidate!”


Mr. Prosser – If you think I’m strong wait until you arm wrestle my husband.

jd – Hey, it’s either this or Death Panels!

Herb – “…and then pound it.”

Gollum – . . and at the end of it Romney was indeed on Santa’s shit-list.

KRM – “See? I’m still warm.”

Doug MataconisIn an effort to win over Iowans, Mitt Romney has vowed to arm wrestle every senior citizen in the Hawkeye State.


No, I’ve never been to Petaluma.

No magic underwear was harmed during the competition.

Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated,”

The Monday Contest already has a naughty list in mind.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Maggie Mama says:

    Thanks, Dill. I’m pleased to share this award with Mitt Romney. All the GOP candidates are proving priceless when it comes to quotes lately.

  2. Wyatt Earp says:

    Thanks, Rodney!