OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Naughty or Nice Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

Rodney Dill · Friday, December 23, 2011 · 2 comments

The Naughty or Nice Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

Photo By YURI GRIPAS/REUTERS Mon, Dec 12, 2011

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: JKB – “No, you’ll shoot your eye out.”

Second: Maggie Mama – Yes, Virginia, I travel almost as much as Santa courtesy of the American taxpayer. One vacation after another, why it’s just like Christmas all year for me.

Third: John425 – Michelle: “Please welcome the President’s Budget advisor, Mr. S.Claus.”

HONORABLE MENTION

G.A.Phillips – Will someone please get over here, wake up Santa Biden, and tell him to stop touching himself!!!!

Donald Sensing – Mrs. O: “No, kid, ain’t nobody sitting in Santa’s lap tonight but me. Got that?” Santa: “Oh, crap, not again.”

David – Well, we asked Santa for Newt to get the nomination, but even Santa can’t make Newt appear sane.

Jerry – You Want What?

MstrB – This is going in the newsletter.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“You want a vacation? Take a number… behind me…”

“Reindeer is practically chicken”

Santa’s Helper slips 10 points further behind Hamburger Helper in the Polls

Let them have Coal.

Michelle shows her ~~claws~~ Klaus.

The Thursday Contest just can’t ~~keep~~ get a good man down.