OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Naughty or Nice Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Naughty or Nice Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

Photo By YURI GRIPAS/REUTERS Mon, Dec 12, 2011


First: JKB – “No, you’ll shoot your eye out.”

Second: Maggie Mama – Yes, Virginia, I travel almost as much as Santa courtesy of the American taxpayer. One vacation after another, why it’s just like Christmas all year for me.

Third: John425 – Michelle: “Please welcome the President’s Budget advisor, Mr. S.Claus.”


G.A.Phillips – Will someone please get over here, wake up Santa Biden, and tell him to stop touching himself!!!!

Donald SensingMrs. O: “No, kid, ain’t nobody sitting in Santa’s lap tonight but me. Got that?” Santa: “Oh, crap, not again.”

David – Well, we asked Santa for Newt to get the nomination, but even Santa can’t make Newt appear sane.

Jerry – You Want What?

MstrB – This is going in the newsletter.


“You want a vacation? Take a number… behind me…”

“Reindeer is practically chicken”

Santa’s Helper slips 10 points further behind Hamburger Helper in the Polls

Let them have Coal.

Michelle shows her claws Klaus.

The Thursday Contest just can’t keep get a good man down.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Davebo says:

    Pathetic really.

  2. MaggieMama says:

    Thanks, Dill.

    Merry Christmas to all!