OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Blinded By The Light Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Blinded By The Light Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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First: Brian – Where most Republican candidates seem to feel gay marriages take place.

Second: Robert W. ArmijoPhysicist at CERN’s Large Hadron Collider (LHC) finally find Jesus – I mean the “God Particle” [Higgs boson].

Third: Neil Hudelson – “Who doesn’t believe in Xenu now, mofo?” -L. Ron Hubbard.


DCTrojan – Welcome to the Democratic National Convention powered by Solyndra

Jazz ShawThe headlamp of the oncoming train barely noticed until too late for the throng of worshippers.

APL – December 21 2012. A great throng gathered at the “Magnificent Cathedral” Awaiting the “End of Days”, only to discover later that it was really a production of Lady Gaga’s latest new music video.

Allan BourdiusPrototype of the set for President Obama’s speech at the 2012 Democratic National Convention

OzarkHillbilly – When the Muslims X-mas decorations outshine the most lavish Christians can dream up, you just know Sharia is right around the corner.

Doug MataconisSources indicate that the set for Madonna’s Super Bowl Halftime Show is likely to cause controversy


The Shrine to Betty White actually began to attract more pilgrims than Mecca.

“Uh… When was the electric bill due?”

The Komen Foundation continued to flourish despite their slashing ties with Planned Parenthood.

Are you ready for some football?

♬ There’s a Light… Over at the Frankenstein Place… ♬

The Monday Contest doesn’t even know what mustache rides are.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Damn… missed the bottom of the barrel again.

  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Seriously Rodney, I think you are prejudiced against me… And for those who can’t tell the diff….