OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Love You Long Time Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Love You Long Time Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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First: Kevin WhalenInteviewed after the photo, lady says “He’s not bad, but I was kinda hoping to meet Jeremy Lin”

Second: Doug Mataconis..and that was the last time the President ever left the nuclear launch codes in his back pocket ever again.

Third: Jazz ShawBob’s hopes sank as he realized his snazzy yellow tie wasn’t going to get him a photo op with the president.


Gollum – When Lien Ling said she would grab the Puu Puu Platter for Mr. President she wasn’t kidding.

John425 – Asian woman sneaks past Secret Service proving that there is a chink in the armor.

Peterh – Hey….someone give the Pres a cigar….cuz we’re gonna take this to the next level……

Drew – A little of Mamas mooshoo pork and we fatten up your skinny little arse.

Tillman – The Secret Service: We protect your life, not your dignity.

Maggie Mama – Eating Bulgogi Bāozi’ is obviously putting just a little too much pork on Obama’s buns; but then Obama and too much pork just seem to go together.


I will employ the use my Bran Kung Fu to defeat you…

“Squishy… like overcooked rice.”

“Biden was wrong, he’s not a hardass at all!”

Well of course we’ll throw puu puu at him.

Damn its bein’ good to feel a gangsta.

The Thursday Contest already off to the races.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.