Willie Nelson is doing radio ads for Dennis Kucinich.

Since Howard Dean, a physician, is one of the main contenders, might I suggest that, rather than “On the Road Again,” Willie substitute “I Gotta Get Drunk” with its immortal stanza

There’s a lot of doctors that tell me,
that I’d better start to slowin’ it down.
But there’s more old drunks than there are old doctors,
so I guess we’d better have another round.

(Hat tip: Steven Taylor)

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