Posh Spice: I’m Proud to Be a Moron

Books? I’ve Never Read One, Says Posh (Daily Mail)

Victoria Beckham has her name on the cover of one autobiography while her husband has brought out two.

But the former Spice Girl claims she has never actually read a book.

She told a Spanish journalist that she prefers magazines and music.

“I haven’t read a book in my life,” she said. “I haven’t got enough time. I prefer to listen to music, although I do love fashion magazines.”

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But it is still perhaps surprising that she has not even read her own book Learning to Fly, or her husband’s two autobiographies My World and My Side.

Also in the interview, which is to appear in the magazine Chic but was leaked to Spanish newspapers, Victoria revealed that she wants more children – and is hoping to have a girl.

“I can imagine myself painting her nails, helping her with her make-up, choosing clothes with her,” she said.

I think it will be best for all of us if this waste of oxygen doesn’t have another child.

h/t: Drunk Report

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Comments

  1. anjin-san says:

    Kind of reminds me of how Bush pratically brags about not reading history…

  2. Anderson says:

    Let’s just say that Posh has chosen to follow her natural talents.

  3. Lt bell says:

    yes and we are all SO MUCH better than she is!

    Hey Anjin-san – Right On!

  4. Lt bell says:

    Hey Stotch – you have read thousands of books and you are still sitting here writing the pulp!

    YOU are the MORON!

  5. Anderson says:

    What does “Lt” stand for? Light-headed?

  6. Andy says:

    And yet, she’s managed to write a book…

    Needless to say, it was crap.