Sunday, November 24, 2013
And proper spacing between words is your friend
Is that an anti female masturbation ad?
And why the unnecessary comma? Properly, it should be: The pen is mightier than the finger.
The penis: Mightier than the finger.
Not true, since most women can’t orgasm just off of intercourse. Technically the Hand and Tongue are together mightier than the penis.
Somewhere, an ad man is going “Made ya look!”
Well, Samsung just hit their target demographic perfectly!
All I know is that I don’t want to borrow anyone else’s Galaxy Note (whatever). It might be sticky.
Sounds like an ad for a lap top.
“Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man? “
The biggest affront here is to modesty. We aren’t supposed to brag…
http://www.penisland.net, your pen is our business.
@Mr Evilwrench: You missed one of their boasts:
We Specialize In Wood
I think I’ll just pussyfoot around this one.
That’s all right; no one will give you the shaft.
Au contraire, ami, some of your like-minding down in Southern California have declared that grammar, spelling, and punctuation are nought but tools of our 21st Century racist oppression. Are you having trouble keeping up with your class ???
I had faith that somebody could bring white racial resentment to this topic for real, since somebody can bring white racial resentment to any topic. Way to go, you strange, sad little man.
Greetings, Jim Henley:
Well, I can certainly agree that faith is important in this life. And as a former altar boy, no matter how false the god, I appreciate a good genuflection.
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