Scientists Want To Bring Back The Wooly Mammoth
It’s not Jurassic Park, but it’s close:
A team of scientists from Japan, Russia and the United States hopes to clone a mammoth, a symbol of Earth’s ice age that ended 12,000 years ago, according to a report in Japan’s Yomiuri Shimbun. The researchers say they hope to produce a baby mammoth within six years.
The scientists say they will extract DNA from a mammoth carcass that has been preserved in a Russian laboratory and insert it into the egg cells of an African elephant in hopes of producing a mammoth embryo.
The team is being led by Akira Iritani, a professor emeritus at Kyoto University in Japan. He has built upon research from Teruhiko Wakayama of Kobe’s Riken Center for Developmental Biology, who successfully cloned a mouse from cells that had been frozen for 16 years, to devise a technique to extract egg nuclei without damaging them, according to the Yomiuri report.
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“If a cloned embryo can be created, we need to discuss, before transplanting it into the womb, how to breed [the mammoth] and whether to display it to the public,” Iritani told Yomiuri. “After the mammoth is born, we’ll examine its ecology and genes to study why the species became extinct and other factors.”
I am reminded of a quote from Jurassic Park:
Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
Indeed
In real life, velociraptors were about the size of chickens, so I’m not sure if Jurassic Park is a particularly useful guide to thinking about this area of biology.
Are the merchandising rights still available?
Alex:
Well, duh, if they’d been bigger they might have killed Adam and Eve.
Michael,
Hopefully John Varley has them locked up.
Just because Crichton didn’t know the difference between a velociraptor and a utahraptor, doesn’t mean they aren’t godless killing machines.
If they could make Wooly Mammoths the size of chickens, they would be awesome pets. Not so mammoth, but awesome.
It would also be nice if they laid eggs.
It would only be a pseudo mammoth – but one step closer to live action flinstones
Well, duh, if they’d been bigger they might have killed Adam and Eve.
Win.
Why not bring it back? it’s not like they’re breeding a population of the creatures.
“Why not bring it back? it’s not like they’re breeding a population of the creatures.”
“See, all we have to do is insert this sequence into that fungus’s DNA, and we’ll have an infinite supply of fungoil.” “Uh, well, what if, you know, uh, something goes wrong?” “Like what?” “Well, suppose the sequence causes the fungus to palininate?” “Palininate?” “Hmmm. I hadn’t thought of that. If we’re not careful, the stuff could run amuck and show up all over the place whimpering it was a victim of, hell, just about anything. Well, we’ll have to tighten up the protocol. No TV cameras, no microphones, no Fox News reporters within 5 miles of the lab, access to Facebook and Twitter canceled for all personnel. Palinination cannot take place under those conditions.”
“Palinination”
Sam, you have my vote for word of the year….
I dont care what the consequences of this are. I want a GD Wooly Mammoth.
An army that rode into battle on the backs of wooly mammoths could not be defeated! Just sayin’.