Soy Loco

WorldNetDaily writer Jim Rutz has found the enemy… and it is soy:

There’s a slow poison out there that’s severely damaging our children and threatening to tear apart our culture. The ironic part is, it’s a “health food,” one of our most popular.

Now, I’m a health-food guy, a fanatic who seldom allows anything into his kitchen unless it’s organic. I state my bias here just so you’ll know I’m not anti-health food.

The dangerous food I’m speaking of is soy. Soybean products are feminizing, and they’re all over the place. You can hardly escape them anymore. …

Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That’s why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today’s rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because “I can’t remember a time when I wasn’t homosexual.” No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can’t remember a time when excess estrogen wasn’t influencing them.

Now, soy may be responsible for lots of things–chief among them, bland high-protein foods–but somehow I doubt widespread male homosexuality is one of them. Nor does this theory also explain the apparent rise in female homosexuality in recent decades… but I’m sure Rutz has a theory involving trans-fatty acids or something for that.

Elsewhere, Steven Taylor rightly gives this article the mocking it deserves, although Jason Kuznicki may be the exception that proves the rule.

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Chris Lawrence
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Chris teaches political science at Middle Georgia State University in Macon, Georgia. He has a Ph.D. in political science (with concentrations in American politics and political methodology) from the University of Mississippi. He began writing for OTB in June 2006. Follow him on Twitter @lordsutch.

Comments

  1. legion says:

    Some things are so insanely stupid they cannot be adequately parodied.

    However, I would just like to note that when I click on the link to the WND column, at the very bottom, there is a generated advertising link to shop.wnd.com:

    Related special offer:

    The What’s-for-Dinner Cookbook

    You just can’t invent comedy like this… or tragedy.

  2. just me says:

    Is there some kind of study for this, or is it just speculation? Sounds awfully farfetched, and kind of fearmongering-makes me wonder where Fred Phelps is.

  3. oiu says:

    Soy is hard to digest. Much better the protein shake.

  4. Soy Loco By Chris Lawrence…

    WorldNetDaily writer Jim Rutz has found the enemyÂ… and it is soy: ThereÂ’s a slow poison out there thatÂ’s severely……

  5. thunderbird says:

    And SOY is what the wackos from PETA,CSPI and PCRM would force on us becuase these groups are run by GIRLY MEN

  6. floyd says:

    “”a fanatic who seldom allows anything into his kitchen unless it’s organic.”” list me some of those delicious “inorganic foods” please.