SPEAKING OF SCRAPPLEFACE
SPEAKING OF SCRAPPLEFACE: Scott Ott has just posted this: Rumsfeld Adds More Ways for Iraq to Avoid War:
— Mr. Hussein must admit on Iraqi television that he’s “a wicked despotic loaf of pig flesh.”
— He will then gargle with a glass of anthrax-tainted French wine
— Each morning, Mr. Hussein will personally ingest 16 ounces of metal-filings from a destroyed Iraqi missile or bomb, before he goes to work at the factory which is destroying such weapons.
— Mr. Hussein will go door-to-door in Northern Iraq, wearing a flower-print dress, begging forgiveness from the Kurds one at a time.
Another instant classic.
