IMAO has a humorous listing of Fun Facts about Syria. My favorites:
* Syria is so evil that France just can’t wait to appease them.
* The Syrians, unlike the Romulans, cannot turn invisible.
* If you are ever chased by a Syrian, drop to the ground, curl up in a ball, and play dead; Syrians only like to murder alive people.
* The country of Syria is completely landlocked, unable to fly for even the shortest distances.
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