Outside the Beltway

I’ve made the sad discovery that longtime friend of the blog John Burgess passed away on February 16, 2016.

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Is the West next in ISIS’s crosshairs?

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President Obama is rewarding unqualified hacks who raised huge sums for his campaign with ambassadorships.

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