Ted Cruz Second Amendment Bonus Caption Contest

Second Amendment Bonus Caption Contest

The photographer claimed the framing of the photo was entirely inadvertant.
Sam did not make a statement.

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Mu says:

    Don’t worry Sam, no one is going to take your guns. They just talk about it like we’re talking abortion. Nothing will change for either topic, that makes it so great to rally the troops.

  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Git yer pestilential paws off that peripatetic podium you platitudinous picayune pusillanimous pipsqueak!

  3. rodney dill says:

    The better political cartoon would be for the gun to have a flag that pops out at a Republican candidate, but instead of saying ‘Bang’ its a Confederate flag.

  4. Hal_10000 says:


    I think you just won. I literally LOL’d. Was just introducing my kids to Looney Tunes and daughter thought Yosemite Sam was hilarious.

    Ahem. My entry:

    As Cruz looked down the gun barrels and into Yosemite Sam’s crazed eyes, his opposition to gay marriage began to erode. At last, he had found his other self.

  5. rodney dill says:

    Ted: “I’m pullin’ your cork Cappity.”

  6. al-Ameda says:

    When I was just a baby,
    My mama told me, “Son
    Always be a good boy
    Don’t ever play with guns”

  7. DrDaveT says:

    “So ya hassta ask yerself, Varmint — da ya feel lucky?”

  8. RockThisTown says:

    ‘Stranger, you just yupped yourself into a hole in the head!’

  9. RockThisTown says:

    A ten-shooter, huh? No . . . you need a twenty-shooter!