Ted Cruz Second Amendment Bonus Caption Contest
Second Amendment Bonus Caption Contest
The photographer claimed the framing of the photo was entirely inadvertant.
Sam did not make a statement.
The photographer claimed the framing of the photo was entirely inadvertant.
Sam did not make a statement.
Don’t worry Sam, no one is going to take your guns. They just talk about it like we’re talking abortion. Nothing will change for either topic, that makes it so great to rally the troops.
Git yer pestilential paws off that peripatetic podium you platitudinous picayune pusillanimous pipsqueak!
The better political cartoon would be for the gun to have a flag that pops out at a Republican candidate, but instead of saying ‘Bang’ its a Confederate flag.
@OzarkHillbilly:
I think you just won. I literally LOL’d. Was just introducing my kids to Looney Tunes and daughter thought Yosemite Sam was hilarious.
Ahem. My entry:
As Cruz looked down the gun barrels and into Yosemite Sam’s crazed eyes, his opposition to gay marriage began to erode. At last, he had found his other self.
Ted: “I’m pullin’ your cork Cappity.”
When I was just a baby,
My mama told me, “Son
Always be a good boy
Don’t ever play with guns”
“So ya hassta ask yerself, Varmint — da ya feel lucky?”
‘Stranger, you just yupped yourself into a hole in the head!’
A ten-shooter, huh? No . . . you need a twenty-shooter!