Terminator 4: Not Anymore the Two-Ply
On fiscal matters, Mr. Schwarzenegger considers himself an old-school Republican determined to ferret out waste. No item is too minor to escape his attention.
For instance, since Mr. Schwarzenegger took office on Nov. 17, the toilet paper in the Capitol has been switched from two-ply to one-ply, a saving of thousands of dollars over the years. “It’s not anymore the two-ply,” he said. “Because you know what? We’re trimming. We’re living within our means.”
Insert your scatalogical California quip here. Bonus points for clever entries involving Schwarzenegger movie titles. Surely, this begs for a “The Running Man” or “Collateral Damage” line?
(Hat tip: Steven Taylor)