Texas Lawmaker Seeks to End Sexy Cheerleading
Now that all remaining problems with crime, education, roads, and other traditional problems faced by state legislatures have been fixed in Texas, lawmakers are working to root out such pernicious problems as high school cheerleaders shaking their asses too suggestively.
The Friday night lights in Texas could soon be without bumpin’ and grindin’ cheerleaders. Legislation filed by Rep. Al Edwards would put an end to “sexually suggestive” performances at athletic events and other extracurricular competitions. “It’s just too sexually oriented, you know, the way they’re shaking their behinds and going on, breaking it down,” said Edwards, a 26-year veteran of the Texas House. “And then we say to them, ‘don’t get involved in sex unless it’s marriage or love, it’s dangerous out there’ and yet the teachers and directors are helping them go through those kind of gyrations.”
Under Edwards’ bill, if a school district knowingly permits such a performance, funds from the state would be reduced in an amount to be determined by the education commissioner.
It is a well documented fact that male high school students want to have sex with cheerleaders, so Edwards may be on to something.