THE GOVERNMENT WHICH GOVERNS BEST…
Tom Burka calculates that President Bush has actually spent negative time governing, once once subtracts time spent engaged in other activities:
Dr. Rab Scallion of the Geneva Institute For Time Management said, “If you add up all the time Bush has taken vacation, worked out, napped, rested, slept, eaten, run, swam, golfed, relaxed, snacked, watched football, choked on pretzels, nicknamed members of the press corps, and smirked, it adds up to more than the time he’s actually been President. He’s somehow spent less than no time working in the White House. It comes out to minus two months, give or take three hours.”
To which I say: FOUR MORE YEARS!
(Hat tip: John Constantine)