The Haggis Plot
The truth has been revealed. What opium was to the Chinese, haggis is to the Scots:
Not since Braveheart has there been such a threat to Anglo-Scottish relations. A cookery writer (and a Scottish one at that) claims that haggis was invented by the English. It was first mentioned in an English recipe book of 1615, says Catherine Brown, but no mention was made of Scottish haggis until 1747. Yet 39 years later Robert Burns hailed it as the national dish.
Presumably, it was introduced to the Scots by the English to reduce Scottish resistance by sapping the Scots’ will to live.
Disclaimer: unlike most Americans I love haggis, as well as black pudding and boudin.
I interned for a summer in Edinburgh, and developed a taste for it. I don’t like the American version, but Scottish Haggis with a good Scottish whiskey is a good meal.
Recipe for haggis:
Take one whole sheep. Insert whole sheep into sheep’s stomach. Boil it for about a week. Garnish with oatmeal. Accompany with large quantities of Scotch to obliterate all memory of the experience.
I’ll stick to lutefisk
rodney:
If lutefisk were outlawed, only outlaws would have lutefisk.
Michael: Gentleman, the king across the water!
I sometimes think that Mike Meyers is right and that all Scottish food is based on a dare.
Dave: I’m absolutely with you on your three selections. My cardiologist, though, is completely against both of us. Screw him…
I’m having to make due with German blutwurst as I can’t seem to find a decent black pudding anywhere, including online.
American haggis is pretty poor stuff. It lacks certain ingredients (forbidden by US law) that really make a difference.
Well, lights, for one thing.
Just a typical Murdoch rag hit piece on the Scots, appropriating to England all we value as the English did with our oil! But we still have the deep-fried mars bar 🙂
But seriously, it’s most likely the haggis is Norse in origin. Famous chef Clarissa Dickson Wright claimed that it “came to Scotland in a longship even before Scotland was a single nation.” Etymologist Walter William Skeat claimed that the hag— part of the word is derived from the Old Norse hoggva or the Icelandic haggw, meaning ‘to hew’ or strike with a sharp weapon, relating to the chopped-up contents of the dish.
Then again, the English do have a fair amount to be beholden to us Scots for.
Regards, Steve
As you might have guessed, Steve is a Scot. And I’ll admit I was thinking of him when I wrote this post. 😉
If the Scots can blame haggis on the Brits, can we blame American cheese on anyone? Perhaps the Canadians?
Fortunately my susceptibility to gout keeps me away from organ meats. Feel free to have my ration of haggis.