“Think Of It As A Free Massage From The TSA”

One travelers account of an encounter with the TSA:

TSA: Let me know if anything makes you uncomfortable. Me: the whole thing is uncomfortable. TSA: think of it as a free massage from TSA.

Seriously, folks? This is what we have to stand for now?

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Doug Mataconis
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Doug Mataconis held a B.A. in Political Science from Rutgers University and J.D. from George Mason University School of Law. He joined the staff of OTB in May 2010 and contributed a staggering 16,483 posts before his retirement in January 2020. He passed far too young in July 2021.


  1. DC Loser says:

    There is this Toles cartoon from the other day (see 11/16/2010)


  2. JKB says:

    Well, since Obama maligned doctors, kids everywhere have been floundering. Now they can play TSA officer.

  3. MstrB says:

    He should of just followed up by asking for a happy ending