This Will End Well…
Today in “Not The Onion” via WaPo, This man is about to launch himself in his homemade rocket to prove the Earth is flat:
Hughes promised the flat-Earth community that he would expose the conspiracy with his steam-powered rocket, which will launch from a heavily modified mobile home — though he acknowledged that he still had much to learn about rocket science.
That is the best paragraph I have read in some time.
And it all leads to this obscure pop culture reference: