Tiger Shoots Two Eagles
I’d say Tiger Woods is back. In his first tournament back after months of scandal and “rehab” for his “sex addiction,” he showed up and shot two eagles in his first round. At the frickin’ Masters.
The only way I could shoot two eagles in one afternoon is to take my 12-gauge to the zoo. Or maybe to a football game in Philadelphia. But, since I’d never do either of those things, the chances of my replicating Tiger’s feat are slim.