Frank J has volunteered for the position:
We really need some formalized way for blogs to declare war on each other, as there are far too many blogs our there, and some need to be crushed to make way for others. As Emperor Misha I’s Imperial Secretary of War, I will take it upon myself to organize war between blogs. In the future, if you wish to declare war against a blog, e-mail me with the subject “WAR!!!” and I will take care of the formal announcements.
While this sounds like a valuable service in theory, it’s potentially counterproductive. Now, if Glenn (Reynolds, not the other guy) wants to declare war on someone then, sure, he could use this service. Frank could be the UN of the blogosphere. But what if it’s a small blog trying to declare war on a larger blog? Then, obviously, it would be stupid, retarded even, for them to have Frank announce it publically. Instead, they would want to resort to guerilla-style tactics to take overcome the asymmetrical situation and possibly recruit reinforcements.