Women Can’t Drink Water

Diana Wueger passes along word that, “Drinking water from a water bottle is among the lesser known challenges that come along with double-X chromosomes.”

I had been unaware but she provides substantial anecdotal evidence.

FILED UNDER: Gender Issues, Humor
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Comments

  1. Moosebreath says:

    By that token, men can’t drink Gatorade. They are too busy pouring it over their leaders.

  2. Vast Variety says:

    @Moosebreath: Your supposed to drink Gatorade?

  3. Hey Norm says:

    I never drink water…fish f**k in it.

  4. Polystigma says:
  5. John Burgess says:

    Gatorade ≡ vileness in a bottle

  6. JKB says:

    @Hey Norm:

    Yeah, like that is the worst thing fish do in it.

  7. JKB says:

    Upturned face, eyes closed, holding something long and slender? Where have I seen that before?

  8. Neil Hudelson says:

    Apparently blonde women joggers have a worst time of it than the rest of their gender.

  9. Drew says:

    No problem, give the hot one’s vodka, hope for some sort of reasonable “ingestion to spill ratio” and hope that after “giving your invitation, but in he middle of negotiations, things don’t break down……”

  10. Just nutha ig'rant cracker says:

    @Polystigma: How can you be laughing alone and with salad at the same time?

  11. Dave Schuler says:

    I don’t think we should be mocking this poor woman. It’s obvious she has a drinking problem.

  12. grumpy realist says:

    I think I’m going to tag “Drinking water from a water bottle is among the lesser known challenges that come along with double-X chromosomes.” for an entry in the Dictionary of Philosophy under Nonsense. ???!!