Worst Law Firm Advertisement Ever

Via Lowering The Bar:

And, yes, McCutcheon & Hamner, P.L.C. is a real law firm located in Northern Alabama

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  1. michael reynolds says:

    Northern Alabama, eh? And here I was thinking it might be from California.

  2. Pinky says:


  3. @michael reynolds:

    I’ll leave it to James to comment on the Alabama part of this if he chooses to.

  4. al-Ameda says:

    Wow …. ummmmmm
    Res ipsa loquitur ?

  5. SKI says:

    To be fair to the firm in question, from Lowering the Bar’s accompanying text

    So far, I have not seen any evidence that McCutcheon & Hamner, P.C., actually approved these ads or that they have ever run on TV or elsewhere. At one point the creator seems to refuse to “confirm or deny” that the firm actually bought them. So the firm may have been just as horrified as others are, and these spots are on YouTube only as a promotional effort by Definitive Television. (I have asked the firm for comment.) If so, then the firm itself would not be responsible for this ad.

  6. michael reynolds says:

    @Doug Mataconis:

    Surely no one will tell James. . .

  7. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Wow, truth in advertising, these guys are actually saying, “Hire us! Suckers.…”