Friday, December 3, 2004
Too lazy or uninspired to blog anything interesting? If so, have a caption contest:
hat tip: Cynical-C
The price of tomatos may now be prohibitive, but jalapeÃƒÂ±os remain within easy reach. This may or may not be a good thing.
Michael Moore demostrates how to correctly blow smoke out of your ass.
At last, Hillary finds the conductive propellent to send herself hurtling towards space….er…’08……
“Ninety-nine cans of beans on the wall,
Ninety-nine cans of beans ….”
Loveee! Remind the cook to add Beano next time, would you?
The new torch weapon is being tested. The soldiers eat beans and take turns ‘operating’ this effective low cost flame thrower.
The Branch Davidians take their brand new RV for it’s first and only drive.
This scene would later be formally designated as the exact moment that The A-Team officially jumped the shark.
“You didn’t mix up the tubes of Preparation-H and BenGay again, did you Ralph?”
I don’t think anyone will top Bithead…Damn that was a good one.
I’ll Try though..
At long last, the Palestinians send Yasser on his final journey.
The second runner up for the Ansari X Prize.
Porta-JohnÃ‚Â® Systems raises the stakes in the world of drag racing, with their sponsorship of Rich Hanna’s new alcohol fueled Jet Funny Car.
Porta-Potty, Inc., in an attempt to win new business, demonstrates its experimental “Crawford Chili Express” Model to the Department of Defense.
John Smith, 26, was the first contestant outed in the annual Castle Siege contest for violating the rules. Smith was cited for using a “non-traditional siege tower.”
Insurgents test new suicide vehicle.
Sometimes, lighting a match is just not a good idea.
… and sometimes simple ideas are the best, one of the better captions up there McGehee. (but I’m not judging this one.)
Captain! Me engines can’t take much more of this. We need more Beefareeno, and that soon.
Barbra Streisand was serious about nobody taking a peek at her toney Malibu digs – out house and all.
AP BREAKING: Though their aspirations are high, the budget for the India Space Program is a tad bit low. The included photo shows a rocket test with the premier Indian Flatunaut, “Beans Bindharvi.”
The George Soros vote recount machine : simply post completed ballot for Bush in slot at front and press button marked “whoosh”.
If you’ve ever had a relative perish right after proclaiming, “Hey Y’all, Watch this!” You just may be a redneck.
It was widely held that the Irish Space Shuttle would have had a better chance of attaining orbit if O’Hoolihan had not purloined the balloon into which all the hot air should have flowed.
In the moment just before the outhouse went over the cliff, Billy Ray had time to curse the new “No Smoking” policy at this year’s Watchouga Flats Championship Bean Eating Contest.
It had long been Rodney’s dream to ride to Valhalla in the traditional glorious path. Alas, his were a humble people, conquering little more than the Topeka Port-a-potty market.
For all those wondering whatever became of Ted Kozinsky’s cabin…..
Formula 451 racing
Star Wars scientists test design for new Martian explorer. Results, critics say, are pretty much as expected.
In caption contests, sometimes understatement just isn’t a good idea.
Formula 451 racing
The Terlingua Chili Cook-Off Champions’ hopes of branching out to win the Chatanika Outhouse Races this spring, were dashed when the first test run resulted in tragedy.
Four wheeling with Teareeeeza-Heinz-Kerry.
The Americanized version of Quidditch tended to make earlier versions of the game look quite tame indeed.
Look at him.
Finally,in forward motion.
He picked her up on the way to Tucson. He knew she would be hot. Oh Lord, Oh Lordy, Oh Lordy God Almighty. Yep, she was hot.
Damn, Mabel, when yer hot, yer HOT!
In the olden days, before the invention of eruptions, Hot lava had to be driven down the mountain in a Porta-Vulcan 2000 and thrown on the unsuspecting villagers. While faster than the bucket brigade this still took a lot of time.
Oprah and her production team figured that this time the tax authorities would be keeping their distance.
Coming to a cable channel near you: “Junkyard Wars–Extreme Outhouses Edition!”
“Don’t worry Boss Hogg, this’ll catch the General Lee.”
Did I miss the judging?
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