Yet Another Caption Contest

Too lazy or uninspired to blog anything interesting? If so, have a caption contest:

Winners will be announced on Monday.

hat tip: Cynical-C

Leopold Stotch
About Leopold Stotch
“Dr. Leopold Stotch” was the pseudonym of political science professor then at a major research university inside the beltway. He has a PhD in International Relations. He contributed 165 pieces to OTB between November 2004 and February 2006.


  1. Eric says:

    The price of tomatos may now be prohibitive, but jalapeños remain within easy reach. This may or may not be a good thing.

  2. Chad Evans says:

    Michael Moore demostrates how to correctly blow smoke out of your ass.

  3. At last, Hillary finds the conductive propellent to send herself hurtling towards space….er…’08……

  4. Rodney Dill says:

    “Ninety-nine cans of beans on the wall,
    Ninety-nine cans of beans ….”

  5. Barbara says:

    Loveee! Remind the cook to add Beano next time, would you?

  6. Hermoine says:

    The new torch weapon is being tested. The soldiers eat beans and take turns ‘operating’ this effective low cost flame thrower.

  7. Bithead says:

    The Branch Davidians take their brand new RV for it’s first and only drive.

  8. Myopist says:

    This scene would later be formally designated as the exact moment that The A-Team officially jumped the shark.

  9. Rodney Dill says:

    “You didn’t mix up the tubes of Preparation-H and BenGay again, did you Ralph?”

  10. Sgt Fluffy says:

    I don’t think anyone will top Bithead…Damn that was a good one.
    I’ll Try though..
    At long last, the Palestinians send Yasser on his final journey.

  11. Maniakes says:

    The second runner up for the Ansari X Prize.

  12. Kate says:

    Porta-John® Systems raises the stakes in the world of drag racing, with their sponsorship of Rich Hanna’s new alcohol fueled Jet Funny Car.

  13. KipEsquire says:

    Porta-Potty, Inc., in an attempt to win new business, demonstrates its experimental “Crawford Chili Express” Model to the Department of Defense.

  14. Brandon says:

    John Smith, 26, was the first contestant outed in the annual Castle Siege contest for violating the rules. Smith was cited for using a “non-traditional siege tower.”

  15. Paul Phillips says:

    Insurgents test new suicide vehicle.

  16. McGehee says:

    Sometimes, lighting a match is just not a good idea.

  17. Rodney Dill says:

    … and sometimes simple ideas are the best, one of the better captions up there McGehee. (but I’m not judging this one.)

  18. Captain! Me engines can’t take much more of this. We need more Beefareeno, and that soon.

  19. McTrip says:

    Barbra Streisand was serious about nobody taking a peek at her toney Malibu digs – out house and all.

  20. Rodney Dill says:

    AP BREAKING: Though their aspirations are high, the budget for the India Space Program is a tad bit low. The included photo shows a rocket test with the premier Indian Flatunaut, “Beans Bindharvi.”

  21. Loon says:

    The George Soros vote recount machine : simply post completed ballot for Bush in slot at front and press button marked “whoosh”.

  22. Rodney Dill says:

    If you’ve ever had a relative perish right after proclaiming, “Hey Y’all, Watch this!” You just may be a redneck.

  23. Duffer says:

    It was widely held that the Irish Space Shuttle would have had a better chance of attaining orbit if O’Hoolihan had not purloined the balloon into which all the hot air should have flowed.

  24. Cassandra says:

    In the moment just before the outhouse went over the cliff, Billy Ray had time to curse the new “No Smoking” policy at this year’s Watchouga Flats Championship Bean Eating Contest.

  25. Kenny says:

    It had long been Rodney’s dream to ride to Valhalla in the traditional glorious path. Alas, his were a humble people, conquering little more than the Topeka Port-a-potty market.

  26. ken says:

    For all those wondering whatever became of Ted Kozinsky’s cabin…..

  27. ken says:

    Formula 451 racing

  28. ken says:

    Star Wars scientists test design for new Martian explorer. Results, critics say, are pretty much as expected.

  29. McGehee says:

    In caption contests, sometimes understatement just isn’t a good idea.

  30. McGehee says:

    Formula 451 racing


  31. McGehee says:

    The Terlingua Chili Cook-Off Champions’ hopes of branching out to win the Chatanika Outhouse Races this spring, were dashed when the first test run resulted in tragedy.

  32. Four wheeling with Teareeeeza-Heinz-Kerry.

  33. Rodney Dill says:

    The Americanized version of Quidditch tended to make earlier versions of the game look quite tame indeed.

  34. Look at him.
    Finally,in forward motion.

  35. Hodink says:

    He picked her up on the way to Tucson. He knew she would be hot. Oh Lord, Oh Lordy, Oh Lordy God Almighty. Yep, she was hot.

  36. Barbara says:

    Damn, Mabel, when yer hot, yer HOT!

  37. Rodney Dill says:

    In the olden days, before the invention of eruptions, Hot lava had to be driven down the mountain in a Porta-Vulcan 2000 and thrown on the unsuspecting villagers. While faster than the bucket brigade this still took a lot of time.

  38. Duffer says:

    Oprah and her production team figured that this time the tax authorities would be keeping their distance.

  39. JW says:

    Coming to a cable channel near you: “Junkyard Wars–Extreme Outhouses Edition!”

  40. Rodney Dill says:

    “Don’t worry Boss Hogg, this’ll catch the General Lee.”

  41. Bithead says:

    Did I miss the judging?