New Herman Cain Video Features Killer Chickens
First it was goldfish, then it was rabbits, now it’s apparently homicidal chickens (and oh yea, the creepy kid is back too):
Seriously Herman, this is all some massive practical joke, right?
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Um, it’s the kid. She comes onto the scene and animals suddenly have this weird urge to do crazy things. If we can find this kid and deport her from the country (and hopefully from this planet – hey NASA: one last mission for the Challenger!) then all will be well.
The skeleton wave at the end – I’m just not going to go there. That’s too weird.
So the chickens are big governmant? ok. . . Then the feed is taxes. Alright. . . And the one taking care of the chickens is the taxpayer. But the chickens are eating the feed and attacking the chicken farmer who they then also eat? Wait a second does any of this have something to do with that guy smoking funny looking cigaretes. . . . .oh yeah now it’s so much clearer . . .but wait how does this tie in with the bunny, is the bunny a different kind of taxpayer? Why didnt the chickens eat the bunnies? Is the chicken farmer also a bunny, like some bunny/man hybrid. Can chickens also shoot guns at bunnies. Should the bunnies and the chicken farmer form an alliance and fight with the chickens.
I cant wait until the next one to find out if any of these questions are answered.
Thanks Herman you silly silly man.
I am officially on board the Cain Train.
This whole time he has been running the world’s most elaborate practical joke, so complex in its parody that everyone has mistaken it for the real thing.
I think Cain is the world’s greatest prankster.
Notice also that the “farmer” is wearing a clean white shirt and new overalls. I couldn’t see his shoes but might he be wearing brogues?
Any questions? Yeah. WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT?!?!?