Wednesday, October 8, 2003
It’s actually not time for another OTB Caption ContestTM, since we still have one going, but this pic was too good to pass up:
Oh, lord help me, I actually won.
“Gray Davis, You’ve just been terminated!”
Deeez Cah-lee-fohn-ya votahs behieeend me? Dey ahhh so puny ahnd so stooooopid.
I REALLY groped them!
“Who am I? I am a movie star with a non definitive platform, no political or managerial experience, who gropes and harasses women, does nude photo shoots and who idolizes Adolf Hitler. Oh, one other thing. I am governor-elect of California, a state with the 5th largest economy in the world!”
Time to cut da car tax, you bastards!
“As my first act,
I have appointed
Jay Leno Press Secretary.”
“Heyyyyyyyy Cal-eeee-funya. Let’s hear it for G & G Men. Grope & Govern.”
My God. Arianna just groped ME!
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